I created another conspiracy theory. This one is about SpongeBob SquarePants. (Does anyone else wonder why his parents and cousin don’t have square pants?)
Now this theory explains why SpongeBob looks like a kitchen sponge instead of a regular sponge. In this theory, SpongeBob doesn’t look like an underwater sponge because, he isn’t one. A couple of generations ago, a couple of sponges fell off of a ship traveling the ocean. Two of these was Spongebob’s ancestors.
This explains Spongebob’s appearance.
What do you think?