Finding Dory and Finding Nemo Conspiracy Theory

After watching the movie my conspiracy theory loving brain had to ruin it, and it did. Now, I love getting viewers but if you want to not have this movie ruined don’t view. Now, let us begin.

SPOILERS BELOW

They never left the cost. The movie wasn’t about then swimming all through the ocean, they were on the coast of Australia the whole time. You’re probably thinking that this doesn’t make any sense. Well it does, just keep reading.

In Nemo, he gets captured by divers. The divers took Nemo to Sydney, Australia. Now if you look at the divers boat, it is not a boat that can travel very far. This means that the divers took Nemo at an Australian coast, so Nemo wasn’t that far from his dad at all. Also, Marlin is a small fish. It is not hard to believe that out of all that swimming he did; he never went that far off the cost.

Finding Dory works the same way. She never really left the cost either. It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. She was looking for her parents, and they were really close to were Dory was. She didn’t have to swim very far to find them.

10 Completely Useless Items

​#10 Portable Chin Holder

There exists an item that literally holds your chin. Your chin just needs to rest sometimes. I actually want to buy one of these, because sometimes our chins need a break. They need to relax.
#9 Car Exhaust Grill

The Car Exhaust Grill cooks your food with car exhaust. If your driving down the road, you might want a burger when you get to your destination, so just put one in your Car Exhaust Grill. Hopefully the car ride isn’t too long though, or you might burn your burger. Regardless, the Car Exhaust Grill is useless.
#8 Shoe Umbrella

Sometimes you don’t want your shoes to get wet. We all like our shoes. However, we don’t need an umbrella over them. This invention puts an umbrella over your shoes. Your shoes won’t get wet, but it is pretty hard to have style with an umbrella over your shoes.
#7 The Pet Rock

If you don’t like animals but you still want a pet, then you should buy this rock. That’s all it is. It is just a rock that you keep as a pet. If I knew you could make millions by selling rocks, I would have gotten a different job.
#6 The Chopstick Fan

When your eating with chopsticks you need to be cool, so this invention comes with a fan. Basically, you get some chopsticks and put fans on them. It will keep you cool and you can enjoy your noodles. We all need this!
#5 Plastic Food

I hate when people have plastic food. Like, why does anyone need that? What could you possible do with it? You can’t eat it, and you can’t really play with it. It is the definition of useless.
#4 The Spork 

We have all heard of the Spork. We have probably all used a Spork. They are, however, a pointless invention. Why? Because they do the exact same thing as spoons. They might have fork-like qualities, but I can’t think of anything a Spork can do that my spoon can’t.
#3 Cat and Dog Clothes

Why do our pets need clothes? They aren’t supposed to have them, but for some reason people decided it would be a good idea to make them. Well, it’s not. This is actually a pretty popular invention but useless.
#2 Telephone Dumbell

Sometimes when your on the phone you want to work out. We have all been there. Now, you can work out while talking on the phone. How? With the telephone dumbell. It works great.
#1 Diet Water

I don’t really know how water can get healthier. It literally has zero calories. It is the healthiest thing ever. Yet, somehow, they made it diet. It makes no sense!
Well, that is ten inventions that are totally useless.