My Friend Died Three Days Ago

Yeah, I wanted to make a blog post about my dead friend. He died from cancer (I believe it was in his kidneys). He got cancer 2-3 years ago, but I never really thought he would die from it. I never worried about it.

When I first met him, I didn’t like him. I didn’t like him at all. I had met him through another friend, and me and him just didn’t get along. We didn’t like each other for awhile (although now that I think about it, I don’t really think he knew I didn’t like him. Like, I always remembered us not liking each other, but now that I’m thinking about it, I feel like, maybe, I just didn’t like him, and he didn’t even know).

Then we both went to my former churches Christian camp. We were around 10 years old I believe, and we were placed in the same cabin. After a couple of days, we got into a fight. It was stopped before anyting could happened, but in my opinion, we began to look at each other differently. We became friends.

Unfortunately, he moved right after that. We stayed in touch by texting, and he found out he had cancer. Unfortunately, we lost touch with each other right after that. I haven’t talked to him in like 2-3 years, and now I won’t be able to talk to him again. 

If I would have known he was gonna die, I would have done things differently. For some reason, I didn’t really think the cancer was as bad as it obviously was. Cancer took my grandpa as well.

This post is dedicated to my friend Xavier who died while only sixteen years old. I’m sorry I failed you.

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The Funniest Joke In The Entire World

I found the funniest joke in the world. Here it is: 

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.
“President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts.
“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
“Pope Francis,” his boss replies.
“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who  is that on the balcony with Dave?’

Chemistry Sucks

I remember my first day of chemistry. My teacher mixed a bunch of stuff together, and it turned different colors. I saw this, and I was like ok this class won’t be so bad, but the next day everything was totally different.

We went from mixing cups to seeing stuff like 1.324×10^33. I’m like teacher what are you doing. I dont ever want to see number when I’m doing something scientific.

Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe Review

I just watched the Roast of Rob Lowe, and like everyone else that watched it, I did it illegally online and not on tv. You can watch it Here.

Like every Roast, it contained Jeff Ross. 

Jeff is called the Roastmaster, because he works in a Starbucks. -Jimmy Carr

 Peyton Manning was there. Apparently, Rob Lowe predicted Peyton would retire 5 years ago. I think, at the time, we were all hoping he would.

Wow, I just realized that I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby- Peyton Manning

Nikki Glaser (still have no idea who she is) was also there. I don’t know what connection she has with him, but I do know they must have been connected at one point.

Jimmy A. Carr … is what Ralph Macchio has to do to find a place to sleep every night.- Nikki Glaser

Ann Coulter was also there. I’d put a good joke she did down, but I can’t find one. Actually, I did find the one she made about Nikki Glaser pretty funny.

Pete Davidson from SNL was there. For those of you who watch SNL, he’s the guy standing in the background. The most screen time he has in an episode is in the beginning when they show the cast members.

Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye holes in them. — Davidson


And, of course, Rob Lowe was there, and he definitely answered back.

“Peyton’s here tonight to show Zika babies it could really be much worse.” — Lowe. 

Now, I know there were other roasters, but above were my favorite roasts from that night. 

Why Kasmotic  (my YouTube show) Has Been Cancelled

​Unfortunately, Kasmotic has been cancelled. Now, I didn’t want Kasmotic to be cancelled, but unfortunately, it’s been cancelled. It wasn’t because of ratings or space or anything like that, but it was because of the animation app.
I used draw cartoons to make my animation, but draw cartoons has taken a lot of animated characters off of it. In Kasmotic there are a few animated characters that appear frequently in the show.
Blue Mask 

Barack Obama- Taken Off

Justin Bieber- Taken Off

Kim Kardashian- Taken Off 
Only Blue Mask remains on the app. Unfortunately this causes a lot of problems for my YouTube future. Not only can I make Kasmotic, but my spin-off show Obama cannot be produced and my Kasmotic Movie plan has been cancelled.
I might make a Blue Mask spin-off or maybe a Blue Mask movie, but I’m not completely sure.
Kasmotic did last a little more than a season before this happened. The first episode is here. https://youtu.be/FblN_4lKZn4

Why School Sucks

​School sucks. Like just puting that out there. It sucks. I’m currently a junior in high school, and I like school kinda but don’t also. Here is why..
1. It takes up all my time. Like too get my grades where they need to be, I have to spend all my time doing school. Which wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t trying to do my job and keep making videos for my YouTube channel. Trying to make a business here.
2. Really hard to keep my relationship with the girlfriend. With school going on, it’s hard to find time to hang with the girlfriend. Like, over the summer we’d hang out all the time.
3. It’s boring as crap. Like, it’s just boring.