10 Inventions That Need To Be Invented

#1 Toilet Beds. Sometimes I just want to be lazy and not do anything. Why should going to the bathroom be the thing that makes me get up?

#2 Hover boards that actually hover. Those other ones just don’t do it for me. I need one that hovers.

#3 a pill that let’s you breathe underwater. You just take the pill, and you can instantly breathe underwater.

#4 flying shoes. My shoes should be able to fly, and they can’t. Does that bother anyone else?

#5 time machine. Wouldn’t that be fun. It would probably destroy the world but #worthit

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What Disney Princess Am I?

I keep taking buzzfeed quizzes. Like, I cannot stop. They are just too much fun.

I just took a quiz called What Disney Princess Am I Based On Movie Choices. I know Imma guy, but I need to know this.

I took the quiz and I got Snow White. I don’t really know what I expected to get, but it definitely wasn’t Snow White. It’s not that I hate Snow or anything, but who names someone Snow? Like, is that an actual name? Do people get named that?

Naming a child Snow White is like naming a child Rain Blue. Wouldn’t you hate to be named Rain Blue? I don’t know. Maybe some people would be able to pull it off, but I know most people wouldn’t like to be named Rain.

Anyway take the quiz for yourself here.

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Justin Bieber Got Into A Fist Fight And Lost

Justin Bieber got into a Fist Fight with some guy because he asked for an autograph and a picture. Justin said no, and the other guy was like, what do you mean.

It was too late to say sorry. They started fighting and the other guy took Justin down very easily. Which makes sense considering the other guy made Bigfoot look small.

You can watch the video here.

What Food Am I?

So I took the Buzzfeed what food am I quiz, and apparently, I’m an ice cream cone. I don’t know why. I don’t know what about me says, “your an ice cream cone.” Like, how many of us are ice cream in this world? Am I all alone in a world filled with different foods?

I thought I was gonna get a hot dog. I don’t particularly like hot dogs that much, but I just had a feeling I would be one. You know how you just know you’re a certain food?

I encourage you to all take this quiz and to let me know what food you really are.

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Being The Flash Would Suck

After my post about Spider-Man, I realized being just about any superhero would suck. The Flash (my favorite) would majorly suck.

The Flash has superspeed. Sounds awesome right? Like wouldn’t running at the speed of light be fun? Well, no your wrong. See, The Flash doesn’t only run that fast, he thinks that fast. That means that when he is running, he basically feels like he is going normal.

Let me explain. The flash has ran around the world a couple of times. It takes like 11 years for someone to walk around the world according to This. Now running it might take 6-9 years. So for Flash, when he runs around the world, he had been running for YEARS in his point of view, but for us, it has been a few seconds.

Could you imagine doing nothing but run for years!!

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10 Things That Make No Sense

1.How come we park in our driveway and drive on our parkway?

2. why do we say after dark when its really after light.

3. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

4. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

6.why do we say, “pair of pants” when we only get one?

7. Why do we nail down coffins?

8. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

9. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

10. Why did I waste like ten minutes of my life making this list?

Harambe The Gorilla’s Death

I made a video on my YouTube video about this, and it currently has 600 views. That led me to believe that people want to here about this.

What happened to the gorilla wasn’t cool. Like, the gorilla shouldn’t of had to die. However, when you have a Gorilla’s life against a human’s I will choose the human’s every time.

The thing is, people shouldn’t be able to GET into the Gorilla’s cage. Like, if a four year old boy was able to get in a cage all by himself, then the zoo needs to build a wall or something. Trump apparently should design zoo cages or something.

This just bothers me.