Why School Sucks

​School sucks. Like just puting that out there. It sucks. I’m currently a junior in high school, and I like school kinda but don’t also. Here is why..
1. It takes up all my time. Like too get my grades where they need to be, I have to spend all my time doing school. Which wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t trying to do my job and keep making videos for my YouTube channel. Trying to make a business here.
2. Really hard to keep my relationship with the girlfriend. With school going on, it’s hard to find time to hang with the girlfriend. Like, over the summer we’d hang out all the time.
3. It’s boring as crap. Like, it’s just boring.

Finding Dory and Finding Nemo Conspiracy Theory

After watching the movie my conspiracy theory loving brain had to ruin it, and it did. Now, I love getting viewers but if you want to not have this movie ruined don’t view. Now, let us begin.

SPOILERS BELOW

They never left the cost. The movie wasn’t about then swimming all through the ocean, they were on the coast of Australia the whole time. You’re probably thinking that this doesn’t make any sense. Well it does, just keep reading.

In Nemo, he gets captured by divers. The divers took Nemo to Sydney, Australia. Now if you look at the divers boat, it is not a boat that can travel very far. This means that the divers took Nemo at an Australian coast, so Nemo wasn’t that far from his dad at all. Also, Marlin is a small fish. It is not hard to believe that out of all that swimming he did; he never went that far off the cost.

Finding Dory works the same way. She never really left the cost either. It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. She was looking for her parents, and they were really close to were Dory was. She didn’t have to swim very far to find them.

10 Completely Useless Items

​#10 Portable Chin Holder

There exists an item that literally holds your chin. Your chin just needs to rest sometimes. I actually want to buy one of these, because sometimes our chins need a break. They need to relax.
#9 Car Exhaust Grill

The Car Exhaust Grill cooks your food with car exhaust. If your driving down the road, you might want a burger when you get to your destination, so just put one in your Car Exhaust Grill. Hopefully the car ride isn’t too long though, or you might burn your burger. Regardless, the Car Exhaust Grill is useless.
#8 Shoe Umbrella

Sometimes you don’t want your shoes to get wet. We all like our shoes. However, we don’t need an umbrella over them. This invention puts an umbrella over your shoes. Your shoes won’t get wet, but it is pretty hard to have style with an umbrella over your shoes.
#7 The Pet Rock

If you don’t like animals but you still want a pet, then you should buy this rock. That’s all it is. It is just a rock that you keep as a pet. If I knew you could make millions by selling rocks, I would have gotten a different job.
#6 The Chopstick Fan

When your eating with chopsticks you need to be cool, so this invention comes with a fan. Basically, you get some chopsticks and put fans on them. It will keep you cool and you can enjoy your noodles. We all need this!
#5 Plastic Food

I hate when people have plastic food. Like, why does anyone need that? What could you possible do with it? You can’t eat it, and you can’t really play with it. It is the definition of useless.
#4 The Spork 

We have all heard of the Spork. We have probably all used a Spork. They are, however, a pointless invention. Why? Because they do the exact same thing as spoons. They might have fork-like qualities, but I can’t think of anything a Spork can do that my spoon can’t.
#3 Cat and Dog Clothes

Why do our pets need clothes? They aren’t supposed to have them, but for some reason people decided it would be a good idea to make them. Well, it’s not. This is actually a pretty popular invention but useless.
#2 Telephone Dumbell

Sometimes when your on the phone you want to work out. We have all been there. Now, you can work out while talking on the phone. How? With the telephone dumbell. It works great.
#1 Diet Water

I don’t really know how water can get healthier. It literally has zero calories. It is the healthiest thing ever. Yet, somehow, they made it diet. It makes no sense!
Well, that is ten inventions that are totally useless.

10 Inventions That Need To Be Invented

#1 Toilet Beds. Sometimes I just want to be lazy and not do anything. Why should going to the bathroom be the thing that makes me get up?

#2 Hover boards that actually hover. Those other ones just don’t do it for me. I need one that hovers.

#3 a pill that let’s you breathe underwater. You just take the pill, and you can instantly breathe underwater.

#4 flying shoes. My shoes should be able to fly, and they can’t. Does that bother anyone else?

#5 time machine. Wouldn’t that be fun. It would probably destroy the world but #worthit

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What Disney Princess Am I?

I keep taking buzzfeed quizzes. Like, I cannot stop. They are just too much fun.

I just took a quiz called What Disney Princess Am I Based On Movie Choices. I know Imma guy, but I need to know this.

I took the quiz and I got Snow White. I don’t really know what I expected to get, but it definitely wasn’t Snow White. It’s not that I hate Snow or anything, but who names someone Snow? Like, is that an actual name? Do people get named that?

Naming a child Snow White is like naming a child Rain Blue. Wouldn’t you hate to be named Rain Blue? I don’t know. Maybe some people would be able to pull it off, but I know most people wouldn’t like to be named Rain.

Anyway take the quiz for yourself here.

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Justin Bieber Got Into A Fist Fight And Lost

Justin Bieber got into a Fist Fight with some guy because he asked for an autograph and a picture. Justin said no, and the other guy was like, what do you mean.

It was too late to say sorry. They started fighting and the other guy took Justin down very easily. Which makes sense considering the other guy made Bigfoot look small.

You can watch the video here.