The Funniest Joke In The Entire World

I found the funniest joke in the world. Here it is: 

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.
“President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts.
“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
“Pope Francis,” his boss replies.
“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who  is that on the balcony with Dave?’

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I’m Making An Animated Movie

​After my last post, I realized that I would really like to make more projects with the Blue Mask character. I originally decided to do a show with Blue Mask before he was on Kasmotic. I began producing the show when I realized I’d rather make a Blue Mask movie. Maybe even Blue Mask movies.
I don’t know when to expect it to come out, but it will be on my YouTube Channel. I am very excited about this movie, and there are a lot of new characters and actually one season 2 Kasmotic character that will be in it. 

Why Kasmotic  (my YouTube show) Has Been Cancelled

​Unfortunately, Kasmotic has been cancelled. Now, I didn’t want Kasmotic to be cancelled, but unfortunately, it’s been cancelled. It wasn’t because of ratings or space or anything like that, but it was because of the animation app.
I used draw cartoons to make my animation, but draw cartoons has taken a lot of animated characters off of it. In Kasmotic there are a few animated characters that appear frequently in the show.
Blue Mask 

Barack Obama- Taken Off

Justin Bieber- Taken Off

Kim Kardashian- Taken Off 
Only Blue Mask remains on the app. Unfortunately this causes a lot of problems for my YouTube future. Not only can I make Kasmotic, but my spin-off show Obama cannot be produced and my Kasmotic Movie plan has been cancelled.
I might make a Blue Mask spin-off or maybe a Blue Mask movie, but I’m not completely sure.
Kasmotic did last a little more than a season before this happened. The first episode is here. https://youtu.be/FblN_4lKZn4

Why School Sucks

​School sucks. Like just puting that out there. It sucks. I’m currently a junior in high school, and I like school kinda but don’t also. Here is why..
1. It takes up all my time. Like too get my grades where they need to be, I have to spend all my time doing school. Which wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t trying to do my job and keep making videos for my YouTube channel. Trying to make a business here.
2. Really hard to keep my relationship with the girlfriend. With school going on, it’s hard to find time to hang with the girlfriend. Like, over the summer we’d hang out all the time.
3. It’s boring as crap. Like, it’s just boring.

10 Completely Useless Items

​#10 Portable Chin Holder

There exists an item that literally holds your chin. Your chin just needs to rest sometimes. I actually want to buy one of these, because sometimes our chins need a break. They need to relax.
#9 Car Exhaust Grill

The Car Exhaust Grill cooks your food with car exhaust. If your driving down the road, you might want a burger when you get to your destination, so just put one in your Car Exhaust Grill. Hopefully the car ride isn’t too long though, or you might burn your burger. Regardless, the Car Exhaust Grill is useless.
#8 Shoe Umbrella

Sometimes you don’t want your shoes to get wet. We all like our shoes. However, we don’t need an umbrella over them. This invention puts an umbrella over your shoes. Your shoes won’t get wet, but it is pretty hard to have style with an umbrella over your shoes.
#7 The Pet Rock

If you don’t like animals but you still want a pet, then you should buy this rock. That’s all it is. It is just a rock that you keep as a pet. If I knew you could make millions by selling rocks, I would have gotten a different job.
#6 The Chopstick Fan

When your eating with chopsticks you need to be cool, so this invention comes with a fan. Basically, you get some chopsticks and put fans on them. It will keep you cool and you can enjoy your noodles. We all need this!
#5 Plastic Food

I hate when people have plastic food. Like, why does anyone need that? What could you possible do with it? You can’t eat it, and you can’t really play with it. It is the definition of useless.
#4 The Spork 

We have all heard of the Spork. We have probably all used a Spork. They are, however, a pointless invention. Why? Because they do the exact same thing as spoons. They might have fork-like qualities, but I can’t think of anything a Spork can do that my spoon can’t.
#3 Cat and Dog Clothes

Why do our pets need clothes? They aren’t supposed to have them, but for some reason people decided it would be a good idea to make them. Well, it’s not. This is actually a pretty popular invention but useless.
#2 Telephone Dumbell

Sometimes when your on the phone you want to work out. We have all been there. Now, you can work out while talking on the phone. How? With the telephone dumbell. It works great.
#1 Diet Water

I don’t really know how water can get healthier. It literally has zero calories. It is the healthiest thing ever. Yet, somehow, they made it diet. It makes no sense!
Well, that is ten inventions that are totally useless.

10 Inventions That Need To Be Invented

#1 Toilet Beds. Sometimes I just want to be lazy and not do anything. Why should going to the bathroom be the thing that makes me get up?

#2 Hover boards that actually hover. Those other ones just don’t do it for me. I need one that hovers.

#3 a pill that let’s you breathe underwater. You just take the pill, and you can instantly breathe underwater.

#4 flying shoes. My shoes should be able to fly, and they can’t. Does that bother anyone else?

#5 time machine. Wouldn’t that be fun. It would probably destroy the world but #worthit

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