What Food Am I?

So I took the Buzzfeed what food am I quiz, and apparently, I’m an ice cream cone. I don’t know why. I don’t know what about me says, “your an ice cream cone.” Like, how many of us are ice cream in this world? Am I all alone in a world filled with different foods?

I thought I was gonna get a hot dog. I don’t particularly like hot dogs that much, but I just had a feeling I would be one. You know how you just know you’re a certain food?

I encourage you to all take this quiz and to let me know what food you really are.

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I Hate Having To Have Job

In five days I will be sixteen. I get my license which is great, but I also have to get a job. I have a really nice unemployed thing going for me, and it would be a shame to end.

Now, I’m not being forced to get one or anything, but everyone I know I getting one now. I hate working. I just want to own a website and get word ads (I’m not there yet, but I will be).

The thing is, where do I work? Like, if I work at a food place, I will eat all their food. Like, that is unavoidable. I will eat every french fry that gets cooked, or maybe I will never eat again once I know how they really cook there food.

I could be a cashier, but then I would literally have to count money. I like money, but I don’t like counting all the pennies and nickels and stuff. Also, some people in lines will make me mad.

I could also get a job in construction. That is probably what I’ll end up doing.

Readers, hurry up and get my website famous, so I don’t have to get a job, thank you.

So I Just Got Back From The Beach

I love the beach. I hate sharks. Well, I have a love, hate relationship with sharks. Sure, they might try to eat me, but they are also awesome. Like, they never stop moving and they eat everything.

I also worry about EVERYTHING else in the ocean. Like, everything can kill you. Even the regular fish can bite. I’ve been bitten by a fish before. It didn’t hurt, but the fish literally started following me around. Do you know how annoying it is having a fish follow you!?

Jellyfish stings hurt. We all know that. You know what else hurts? Crabs. I accidentally stepped on one once, and the crab totally over reacted. It pinched my foot. Who pinches someone’s foot? Like if a crab were to step on me, I probably would pinch it to.

This stuff just happens I guess.

Zomey Introduction

My name is Caleb Tanner. I just created this website, so I can talk about the world. This is my first post so I want to talk about my plans with Zomey.

Zomey is a site that will do everything. On here you will fine reviews, reactions, information etc. This website is just beginning, and if you have any interest in writing for this website contact monsterblood33@gmail.com

Articles will begin coming out very soon. In fact, I will begin making some today. Follow this blog, so that we can watch what happens to Zomey together.