The Funniest Joke In The Entire World

I found the funniest joke in the world. Here it is: 

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.
“President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts.
“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
“Pope Francis,” his boss replies.
“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who  is that on the balcony with Dave?’

Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe Review

I just watched the Roast of Rob Lowe, and like everyone else that watched it, I did it illegally online and not on tv. You can watch it Here.

Like every Roast, it contained Jeff Ross. 

Jeff is called the Roastmaster, because he works in a Starbucks. -Jimmy Carr

 Peyton Manning was there. Apparently, Rob Lowe predicted Peyton would retire 5 years ago. I think, at the time, we were all hoping he would.

Wow, I just realized that I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby- Peyton Manning

Nikki Glaser (still have no idea who she is) was also there. I don’t know what connection she has with him, but I do know they must have been connected at one point.

Jimmy A. Carr … is what Ralph Macchio has to do to find a place to sleep every night.- Nikki Glaser

Ann Coulter was also there. I’d put a good joke she did down, but I can’t find one. Actually, I did find the one she made about Nikki Glaser pretty funny.

Pete Davidson from SNL was there. For those of you who watch SNL, he’s the guy standing in the background. The most screen time he has in an episode is in the beginning when they show the cast members.

Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye holes in them. — Davidson


And, of course, Rob Lowe was there, and he definitely answered back.

“Peyton’s here tonight to show Zika babies it could really be much worse.” — Lowe. 

Now, I know there were other roasters, but above were my favorite roasts from that night. 

I’m Making An Animated Movie

​After my last post, I realized that I would really like to make more projects with the Blue Mask character. I originally decided to do a show with Blue Mask before he was on Kasmotic. I began producing the show when I realized I’d rather make a Blue Mask movie. Maybe even Blue Mask movies.
I don’t know when to expect it to come out, but it will be on my YouTube Channel. I am very excited about this movie, and there are a lot of new characters and actually one season 2 Kasmotic character that will be in it. 

Why Kasmotic  (my YouTube show) Has Been Cancelled

​Unfortunately, Kasmotic has been cancelled. Now, I didn’t want Kasmotic to be cancelled, but unfortunately, it’s been cancelled. It wasn’t because of ratings or space or anything like that, but it was because of the animation app.
I used draw cartoons to make my animation, but draw cartoons has taken a lot of animated characters off of it. In Kasmotic there are a few animated characters that appear frequently in the show.
Blue Mask 

Barack Obama- Taken Off

Justin Bieber- Taken Off

Kim Kardashian- Taken Off 
Only Blue Mask remains on the app. Unfortunately this causes a lot of problems for my YouTube future. Not only can I make Kasmotic, but my spin-off show Obama cannot be produced and my Kasmotic Movie plan has been cancelled.
I might make a Blue Mask spin-off or maybe a Blue Mask movie, but I’m not completely sure.
Kasmotic did last a little more than a season before this happened. The first episode is here. https://youtu.be/FblN_4lKZn4

Why School Sucks

​School sucks. Like just puting that out there. It sucks. I’m currently a junior in high school, and I like school kinda but don’t also. Here is why..
1. It takes up all my time. Like too get my grades where they need to be, I have to spend all my time doing school. Which wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t trying to do my job and keep making videos for my YouTube channel. Trying to make a business here.
2. Really hard to keep my relationship with the girlfriend. With school going on, it’s hard to find time to hang with the girlfriend. Like, over the summer we’d hang out all the time.
3. It’s boring as crap. Like, it’s just boring.

Finding Dory and Finding Nemo Conspiracy Theory

After watching the movie my conspiracy theory loving brain had to ruin it, and it did. Now, I love getting viewers but if you want to not have this movie ruined don’t view. Now, let us begin.

SPOILERS BELOW

They never left the cost. The movie wasn’t about then swimming all through the ocean, they were on the coast of Australia the whole time. You’re probably thinking that this doesn’t make any sense. Well it does, just keep reading.

In Nemo, he gets captured by divers. The divers took Nemo to Sydney, Australia. Now if you look at the divers boat, it is not a boat that can travel very far. This means that the divers took Nemo at an Australian coast, so Nemo wasn’t that far from his dad at all. Also, Marlin is a small fish. It is not hard to believe that out of all that swimming he did; he never went that far off the cost.

Finding Dory works the same way. She never really left the cost either. It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. She was looking for her parents, and they were really close to were Dory was. She didn’t have to swim very far to find them.