10 Completely Useless Items

​#10 Portable Chin Holder

There exists an item that literally holds your chin. Your chin just needs to rest sometimes. I actually want to buy one of these, because sometimes our chins need a break. They need to relax.
#9 Car Exhaust Grill

The Car Exhaust Grill cooks your food with car exhaust. If your driving down the road, you might want a burger when you get to your destination, so just put one in your Car Exhaust Grill. Hopefully the car ride isn’t too long though, or you might burn your burger. Regardless, the Car Exhaust Grill is useless.
#8 Shoe Umbrella

Sometimes you don’t want your shoes to get wet. We all like our shoes. However, we don’t need an umbrella over them. This invention puts an umbrella over your shoes. Your shoes won’t get wet, but it is pretty hard to have style with an umbrella over your shoes.
#7 The Pet Rock

If you don’t like animals but you still want a pet, then you should buy this rock. That’s all it is. It is just a rock that you keep as a pet. If I knew you could make millions by selling rocks, I would have gotten a different job.
#6 The Chopstick Fan

When your eating with chopsticks you need to be cool, so this invention comes with a fan. Basically, you get some chopsticks and put fans on them. It will keep you cool and you can enjoy your noodles. We all need this!
#5 Plastic Food

I hate when people have plastic food. Like, why does anyone need that? What could you possible do with it? You can’t eat it, and you can’t really play with it. It is the definition of useless.
#4 The Spork 

We have all heard of the Spork. We have probably all used a Spork. They are, however, a pointless invention. Why? Because they do the exact same thing as spoons. They might have fork-like qualities, but I can’t think of anything a Spork can do that my spoon can’t.
#3 Cat and Dog Clothes

Why do our pets need clothes? They aren’t supposed to have them, but for some reason people decided it would be a good idea to make them. Well, it’s not. This is actually a pretty popular invention but useless.
#2 Telephone Dumbell

Sometimes when your on the phone you want to work out. We have all been there. Now, you can work out while talking on the phone. How? With the telephone dumbell. It works great.
#1 Diet Water

I don’t really know how water can get healthier. It literally has zero calories. It is the healthiest thing ever. Yet, somehow, they made it diet. It makes no sense!
Well, that is ten inventions that are totally useless.


10 Things That Make No Sense

1.How come we park in our driveway and drive on our parkway?

2. why do we say after dark when its really after light.

3. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

4. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

6.why do we say, “pair of pants” when we only get one?

7. Why do we nail down coffins?

8. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

9. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

10. Why did I waste like ten minutes of my life making this list?

The Best Superpowers To Have

I would love to have a super power. Here is a list of powers I would like.

Flying- flying would be so much fun. Unless the government shoots me down.

Teleporting- I would love this one. I would never be late again.

Superspeed- Being able to run extremely fast would be awesome.

Super strength- this would be fun. Wouldn’t lose any arm wrestling matches.

X ray vision- this would be amazing.

Time travel- this would be my #1 most desired power.

Let me know what yours is in the comments, and if you would like to write for this blog contact monsterblood33@gmail.com