I just watched the Roast of Rob Lowe, and like everyone else that watched it, I did it illegally online and not on tv. You can watch it Here.
Like every Roast, it contained Jeff Ross.
Jeff is called the Roastmaster, because he works in a Starbucks. -Jimmy Carr
Peyton Manning was there. Apparently, Rob Lowe predicted Peyton would retire 5 years ago. I think, at the time, we were all hoping he would.
Wow, I just realized that I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby- Peyton Manning
Nikki Glaser (still have no idea who she is) was also there. I don’t know what connection she has with him, but I do know they must have been connected at one point.
Jimmy A. Carr … is what Ralph Macchio has to do to find a place to sleep every night.- Nikki Glaser
Ann Coulter was also there. I’d put a good joke she did down, but I can’t find one. Actually, I did find the one she made about Nikki Glaser pretty funny.
Pete Davidson from SNL was there. For those of you who watch SNL, he’s the guy standing in the background. The most screen time he has in an episode is in the beginning when they show the cast members.
Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye holes in them. — Davidson
And, of course, Rob Lowe was there, and he definitely answered back.
“Peyton’s here tonight to show Zika babies it could really be much worse.” — Lowe.
Now, I know there were other roasters, but above were my favorite roasts from that night.